January 2012
Huge Post Thing About People!
I wasn’t going to do this big end-of-the-year kind of post because I was afraid I’d forget someone and feel AWFUL but I changed my mind I guess
so if you’re not on here and you know you should be please don’t tease me for it because I probably forgot and I’ll feel like a BUTT for doing so ;u; just know that I definitely love you anyway absolutely 100%
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I TRY!!!!
a happy story about birdpeople to end 2011 with! this is a little something called "Autumn".
IMPORTANT WORLD LORE!
Auspicke is an earth inhabited by bird-people. They are born either as birds or as humans, and depending on bloodlines and all that nonsense, are able to transform into their bird species or human form at will. The transformation is natural, painless, and takes maybe a few seconds at the longest, half a second at the shortest. Different continents are homes to general different regional birds and political systems, though this story will lack that complexity. Intellect, demeanor, and physical appearance is highly correlated to species, though as with all, there is always a spectrum. Some birds carry more distinct traits than others, as seen with a Gambel’s quail vs. a blue jay.
Gambel’s Quail:
- Brown to black hair, ranging from fluffy to large curls.
- Eyes range from hazel to brown or blackish, typically large.
- Generally on the shortish side, with olive/tanned skin, often “dirty”, freckled.
- Typically barefoot, good runners, easily nervous, stick to wearing country-clothes, on the slow-side mentally.
Blue Jay:
- Black or blonde hair, ranging from straight to fluffy, with blue eyes.
- Taller than average, pale or average skin-toned, clear skin. Tend to have ovular, longer faces.
- More astute and curious than most birds, and highly “territorial”, may it be of their possessions, personal space, etc. They enjoy their privacy immensely.
Will read/devour in a minute
December 2011
I got this when googling 'Eminem Smiling'
Eminem doesn’t smile
Unless you look at this upside-down
sweet-bitsy replied to your photo: I HAVE SHARK TEETH TOO SHABOOTY my dentist…
HAHAHAH FJWEOFIJE all that’s ever happened at the dentist is getting the dentist’s glove stuck in my braces, a dentist accidentally brushing my bosom, and my hygienist telling my mother I “have a nice rack.” Never mind, my dentist is pretty exciting.
A DENTIST SAID YOU HAVE A NICE RACK USHSFHKSDGDFHHAHAH
#D —> How l00d
GHAWHGG4HW0AGMVAMW4IERG4I8AI8W3RAWI84HGNWIR4 IT’S NOT MY FAULT
I HAVE SHARK TEETH TOO SHABOOTY
my dentist actually hurt herself on my lower canine yesterday :V
AHHHH TEETH BROS!
Yes I spent most of my childhood bleeding profusely from the mouth until I learned how to deal with my shark teeth
yes ditto
when I was little my dentist was finally just like “look I can file them down so they’re normal” and I screeched “NO” because a boy I hated was scared of my teeth and thought I was a vampire so I wasn’t about to get rid of the one device keeping him away from me
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