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September 2011

Aug 31, 201130 notes

curiouscake:

something silly of the day:

in Anthropology class my professor was talking about the essay question we had to do, and she gave an example of one she gave out a few years ago. she asked students to explain what purpose an (imaginary) animal would have for a long extended ear that was on top of its head. (well it wasn’t really the question but yeah)

and then she said one of her students answered that “in times of emergency, the animal uses the one ear as a helicopter blade to fly away from predators”

and I laughed so hard in class omg

Science

Aug 31, 20117 notes
Aug 31, 201130 notes
I don't understand the :3c face

Is it a kitten about to latch on to its mother’s teat

Aug 31, 2011

pantyshots:

why’s everyone back in school stop doing that

Right

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Aug 31, 2011
Aug 31, 201113 notes

beelzeboss:

operatic-skeleton:

entropiclife:highb100d:pupapan:windboner:

ok i suppose i should tell you guys what happened it was quite a while ago sorta

i think it was around the time when tavros was about to “kill” vriska? or when he murdered jade’s grandpa i really can’t remember, anyway my mum was pratting about with the washing machine and i was scrolling down my dash idly and people were making fun of tavros and calling him a CRIPPLED FAGGOT MURDERER GIGOLO BUTTLORD POOPSTAIN whatever?? and my mum saw and she came over and frowned and was like “oh no who are they making fun of”

“oh a boy called tavros he’s a cripple and nobody likes him” “wHAT” “yeah his only friend is an imaginary fakey one called rufio like in peter pan? he just sits in his room all day playing pokemon with himself” “OH MY GOD” and i was like hahhatehe etc

and then

the next day i came home from school and browsed tumblr for five minutes before raiding the fridge and my mum saw me and asked how school was and i was all great it was nice and she asked how tavros was doing and i was like OH TRAGIC CASE did you know he used to have a friend but then she was the one who crippled him

and then i wrote christmas letters

and she told me to write one to tavros and i was like Mum.. no….. wait mum… and she was all WELL IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA SEND HIM A PARCEL TOO THEN I WILL!!! DOES HE LIKE CHOCOLATE

then i told her he was fictional

she still brings him up sometimes

this is my favorite story

i want this on my blog

this is one of my favorite things

JEUSSUSUSUUSHSDS

Oh my GOD I AM SOBBING

SOMEONE ASK TAVROS IF HE LIKES CHOCOLATE THIS WOMAN MEANS BUSINESS

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Aug 31, 2011332 notes
"Poor innocent Bitsy"

falcuntpunch:

sweet-bitsy:

Is there a blog for that or something because I hear it a LOT

Is there? I wanna follow that.

There isn’t and I honestly don’t know what it would do

So I suppose maybe I should be happy about that

Aug 31, 20114 notes
"Poor innocent Bitsy"

Is there a blog for that or something because I hear it a LOT

Aug 31, 20114 notes
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In the Spanish version of Tumblr, when you go to your Likes page it says "Me Gusta"

LORD

Aug 31, 20113 notes

namedafterasheep:

brostesticles:

KIM POSSIBLE 

do do do-do

call me beep me if you wanna reach me

I had a Kim Possible comforter when I was younger.

It was the sh*t.

I used to sing it as “Call me, reach me, if you wanna beep me.”

That wasn’t

right

Aug 31, 20118 notes
YOU SHOULD WRITE UNDERWEARSTUCK My friends will judge me, I feel like yours are more understanding. I do have some PANTY HEAD CANONS if you need help, though, kekekeke. :33

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  • John wears boxers, usually blue, with minimal print or checkered
  • Rose wears bikini panties; a guilty pleasure is that they are full of lace and ribbons, usually purple, black, white, or pink
  • Dave wears boxer briefs in the loudest colors imaginable
  • Jade wears boyshorts with kiddy prints
  • Aradia wears simple bikini panties
  • Tavros wears boxer briefs
  • Sollux wears briefs, neon colors
  • Karkat wears boxers, black or gray
  • Nepeta goes panty-less, or wears really frilly bloomers
  • Kanaya wears the super-expensive-looking string bikinis with the garter belts and lace and mesh and the whole shebang
  • Terezi wears boyshorts, red only
  • Vriska wears thongs, dark in color, or mesh/fishnet boyshorts
  • Equius wears I DUNNO boxer briefs or G-strings or something
  • Gamzee wears boxers that are like three sizes too big
  • Eridan doesn’t care as long as they are silk
  • Feferi wears frilled bikinis, either panties or actual bikini bottoms!

What am I doing with my life

Aug 31, 20115 notes

August 2011

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Aug 31, 20112 notes
#May the Cat
Aug 31, 20113,172 notes
It's a shame that not everyone reads Homestuck and cosplays

sublimesublemon:

Because every once in a while, I will see someone who would just make a flawless version of one of the characters, but if i were to tell them that, they would not understand what I’m talking about.

RIGHT

Aug 31, 20117 notes

ruikari:

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His voice is adorable ,asdnjksejkasd

His eyes combined with this sentence makes for an interesting everything

Aug 31, 2011
Aug 31, 2011129 notes
HEAD CANON:

browstrinder:

passiveaggressivecatblogger:

oftenretold:

browstrinder:

Equius writes love letters like James Joyce.

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D—> I did as you told me, you dirty little girl

D—> I pulled myself off twice when I read your letter

Hey guys remember when…?

Why did I search for those letters

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Aug 31, 201136 notes
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