queen-moriarty: smokeweedeatyogurt: OMG DYING WHEN SHE SPAT IT OUT OMG Jaljfa;ljl;JFL;SJFLJSLGDLM GloZELL THAT’S LIKE A CLOUD OF CINNAMON
My mother's trainer said she would tell the cute...
I’m not upset about this or anything because I’ve never SEEN THE DANG KID’S FACE so I think the secret admirer is actually my mom
skuboglesby: man what the f*ck there’s peanuts in my can of snakes, real funny a*sholes You should sue
dizzymissjemmie: sweet-bitsy: I went to the gym with my mom today and worked out, as that is what gyms are for Driving back mom tells me the kid driving behind us looks like Charlie McDonnel I look in the rear-view mirror DANG DANGDANGDANG It’s like a beautiful black-haired Charlie McDonnel Where are all the beautiful boys when I’m dressed up all nice and pretty and are somewhere where I...
When May went to eat her food I closed my door in...
NOPE I went to the bathroom not a half-hour later to hear MROWOOW MREEWOW WHYHASTTHOUFORSAKENME RRROOWEERORRWW When I came out I heard that same beautiful cacophony of NOISE and she’s on my bed now because if she somehow didn’t get in she would be at my door scratching and scratching and MROOWLLing for hours. Tell me What is it like To have pets that don’t act like ...
askirltavros: YOU DO NOW
Anonymous asked: D --> Lowb100ds are red, highb100ds are b100. If you were a musclebeast, I would always ride you. D --> ... I need a towel.
justremovethearrow: goodmessagepussy: I’m going to say this once and only once. Not everything needs to be dubstep. ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT “not everything needs to be-“ . WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB REMIX
I went to the gym with my mom today and worked out, as that is what gyms are for Driving back mom tells me the kid driving behind us looks like Charlie McDonnel I look in the rear-view mirror DANG DANGDANGDANG It’s like a beautiful black-haired Charlie McDonnel Where are all the beautiful boys when I’m dressed up all nice and pretty and are somewhere where I can be physically...
giygaspudding: heyitspj: GIVEAWAY TIME Due to immense self loathing and lack of giving any darns, I have decided to give myself away! You will recieve in the mail to the address of your choosing, a 16 year old boy by the name of PJ! Item Description Short Large Brown Eyes Ratty Black Hair Cries a lot Hiccups and Blushes a lot Happily eats croutons, no need to feed Sleeps on any...
stripperloki: askandroidwheatley: ((Hello, all! This isn’t really an in-character post, but since I used Wheatley for it I thought I’d post it here. I wanted to give animating to a voice clip a shot—never done this before, though, so I didn’t finish it past rough lines. Consider this an experiment!)) OH my god, he’s so CUTE! @u@ I love the gap! *u* They say that indicates a “lustful...
dizzymissjemmie: sweet-bitsy replied to your post: You’re ugly. Goodnight. I once dreamt of Zhou Mi wearing bright red boxier briefs!!! :3 I also was wearing a bra-panty set with the same fabric from that dress we both have. I’m not sure what I want more…Zhou Mi in bright red boxer briefs or a bra-panty set of that dress. Cause I love that dress. What about them together
sublimesublemon: sweet-bitsy replied to your photoset: Ohayocon picture time :D I’m not sure if you saw but the Equius there is strong100ker here on Tumblr with his girlfriend! I saw and oh lord they’re precious I just want to hug them both and give Equius a towel I have a totes crush on him shhh don’t tell
Episode 24 (cut): The Lady Tutor I’ve made some tea! And, uh, I carried the tray!
I think I have a yeast infection on my tongue
gazmonster: sweet-bitsy: That sounds all sorts of awful D8 How are you only seeing this now!!! But it’s called Thrush and it’s going away now so no worries!!! Yogurt is good for all sorts of yeast-related issues so that’s what I ate, and I rinsed with a mouth germy disinfectant thingy and I took my vitamins so it’s lots better; I was in a lot of pain yesterday...
golgothasterror: my mom started freaking out and i was like oh no what did you do and she kept stuttering and then she was like “i sort of knocked my iced tea over…but not really…i just set it down sideways.” mom OH much better
sublimesublemon asked: Brier's roommate, a very shy girl from Korea, told me that she thought Brier and I were cute. I just thought you would appreciate that.