For guilty nerds, I'm gliding

lolita-tips:

submission from jaythelolita:

Hi, I am actually pregnant at the moment, and find it VERY easy to still wear lolita. I find that wearing lolita jsks like the ones shown below are best, because they basically form around the breast area, giving a lot of room for the tummy to rest comfortably under the skirt. I plan on ordering more like it soon for my 9 months of being a blissfully happy lolita mommy. :3 I hope this helps the person who asked this earlier. It actually works for me quite a bit, even though I’m only just beginning pregnancy. 

That’s wonderful a preggie lolita ;u;

cakeparadox:

Parody of a scene from Chowder.

This is silly…

Bueno

First I took a bath in a claw-foot tub with (Benedict Cumberbatch as) Sherlock Holmes. I don’t believe there was much legroom, really.

Then I took a bath with some guy named Alex and we were talking about breast enhancements and barbequing (as one does) and drinks and I told him that I liked lemonade but what I really wanted was some

LOVERNADE

No one steal that pick-up line it’s mine and mine alone and I will get all the boys with it

rarishes:

abortedslunk:

whatevertheheckles:

nepetaschoiceass:

whatevertheheckles:

butwewereokay:

bemusedlybespectacled:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

mikulukashipblog:

ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

woop

well that was anticlimatic wait

wait

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Look, check it out.

See, not much diff-

Wait, what-

the f*ck.

You guys are being dumbs

That does not happen in real life watch

See I told you

Wait a

who am i

you guys this is straight up bullsh*t

i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

…oh what the hell…

the F&CK kind of G***Y MAGIC SH*T is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

…….

hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

Wait wtf

Oh my god.

What happens if you wear contacts

brogigayo:

taemin’s lips look like bec noir’s head

This is the most profound thing I’ve ever read