Anonymous asked: hi bitsy! do you download the dating sims you play onto your computer? i've never played one before and i kind of want to try some out.
bowiesnippleantennae replied to your photoset:...
I’m deleting my Tumblr this is the pinnacle of my career and I will move to the Southern islands because this compliment is the highest of highs
moby-dyke asked: I just wanted to tell you that... I think you're really pretty. owo <3
optimisticghost: candied-apple-faygo: 1. Do the questions. 2. Ask eleven questions of your own. Read More Ooooooh [[MORE]] Favorite Era of History? (Or artistic/literary/musical movement) I am not educated enough to pinpoint the exact year but I think the 1850’s were very interesting! I think the clothing and ideals for people are so different, and I will admit their torture devices...
I AM SOBBING COMPREHENSIONWILLFALL WROTE ME A...
OH LROD I NED HELP I NEED HELP [[MORE]] “Excuse me,” Bitsy asked, with an expression clearly contorting her features in question, toward the Gentleman in the corner antique shop she was roaming in out of interest. The Gentleman turned at the counter, where he was currently occupying nearby, and gave his full attention onto his possible browsing customer. She continued once they’d met eye...
summerdreamsandthelittlethings asked: How old are you Bitsy? (:
barrymanilowswinternightmare: how to kiss Writing this down
josiahfiles: zacwells: i’m gonna put on all my sweaters i did that once all sweaters only sweaters My hero
Never again say "I don't have the right...
boohoo-banana: so-adorabloodthirsty: qichi: http://www.supercook.com/ posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you! well there goes my dinner plans Literally one of the recipes it gave me was: 1.) Boil Water 2.) Cook pasta 3.) Toast bread 4.) Cut toast into slices 5.) Put toast into...
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
A conversation I just had in my dream with a...
Me: Excuse me, out of curiosity, how much are the Doctor Who tea cans?
Gentleman: Ah, those are three-fifty each, and I will even throw in a booger if I have one.
Me: Hee, thank you.
Gentleman: Are these your favorite doctors?
Me: I think so, but I like Nine a lot too though he's not here.
Gentleman: I see! May I ask which is your favorite poem then?
Me: ...I will be completely honest, I don't watch the show; all I know is from my friends who do.
Gentleman: I understand! There's a lot to the show that needs to be watched.
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jellomuffins: catbountry: squishysound: jcatgrl: lordfaptaguise: effyesonedirection: guys check this out basically you just type a message and it goes to a random ask box on tumblr cooool huh~ thats f*cking cool Oh my god, I am going to send so many anonloves now! Eeeee~! Oh, that explains the anon love. I really shouldn’t be allowed to use this thing. WHAT Science????...
reaill: yeffyaboyuice: manwaifu: >:I THESE FWOGS!!!!
Can you imagine if Asks were Howlers
TMI Tuesday would be unbearable OY YOU THERE I WOULD SMACK THAT ALL DAY AND NIGHT IF I COULD MMHMMM UGH YOUR GAMS ARE IRRESISTIBLE LET ME WHISPER INTO YOUR EAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU YOUR BUTT IS AS ROUND AS THE MOON AND TWICE AS DELICIOUS…
New Dave headcanon
His upper teeth are really straight and white and perfect but he’s got an extra toof in his bottom set so they’re crooked but you can’t really tell and he works it anyway Forever headcanon that he’s spattered with beautiful freckles etc etc
durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The garnish is very important!
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS HAPPENING
rangerkimmy: okay first a boy from the group shows up in my closet wearing my robe and singing show tunes then a boy hits me with a shoe but buys me an ENTIRE BOX OF CHOCOLATES to apologize when NONE WERE NECESSARY and then tonight a guy I’ve only talked to a couple of times over the past few weeks who isn’t even in the program but comes to hang out with us came into my room and sat here for...
I wonder if I'm anyone's "type."
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