so we had a chipmunk couple hanging around out...
rangerkimmy: my mom called it an “infestation” a giant mass of chipmunks is not an INFESTATION it’s a CELEBRATION WHAT I WOULD DO FOR A CELEBRATION OF CHIPMUNKS
otomeyoooo: “If, if you can you become a prima donna, at that time please become f*ckable I think people around it somehow” woah now remy what are you trying to tell me He’s really subtle I can’t pick up anything he’s saying
caelhammer: what if cats screamed instead of purred That’s what I do
savethedaisies: I only wish that tutorial had covered natural big boobs THOSE ARE HARD WEH I don’t know why I have all these breast tutorials but I do!!!
kamillebidoof: erotic horse fanfiction fifty shades of neigh
xtwilighttulip: there’s a bitsy on my shoulder I TYPED BIRDY AND IT AUTO-CORRECTED TO BITSY I HAVE A BITSY ON MY SHOULDER You WISH
smogulous: i just bought like a million strawberries boo ya x100000
Katherine shoved the rest of my banana into my...
loveinyourarms-deactivated20130 asked: YOU ARE THE MOST SWEETEST PERSON EVER! <3
And after playing horror games
I had a dream a prince proposed to me with a ring made of a clover, as well as several other boxes of clover-themed jewelry because we’d met in a field with four-leaf clovers and he considered that “lucky” My house also had three bazillion beautiful bathrooms and was several minutes away from a beautiful cafe
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO THINK THAT AGAIN NOAH YOU HAVE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICES I’VE EVER HEARD AND I HAVE HEARD A LOT
stackmodus: so my 12 year old sister decided to make me a cake all by herself for my birthday and she told me she decorated it this was what she made hAPPY BIRTHDAY
Anonymous asked: bitsy how are you so slim? D: